Hobo vs. Student: A comparison

HOBO	STUDENT
Hobos lose teeth from hobo fights and biting pavements	Students lose teeth by drinking out of glass bottles and walking on uneven ground
Hobo's acquire their clothes from God knows where and pay little, or nothing, to achieve their "grunge"  look	Sudents pay large sums of blood money and tear holes in their perfectly good clothes to achieved the "sophisticated hobo" look. ‘Slebs have even caught onto the money saving scheme. Mary Kate Olsen has even had a fashion trend named after her:
Hobos don’t need toilet paper. They just use small animals or their pants.	Students go to great lengths to steal toilet paper from wherever possible, even if it means being caught on CCTV and throwing away their dignity.
Hobos sleep on very cleverly constructed make-shift beds made from a variety of everyday or household items, stolen goods and garbage. Hobos look at the world in a very unique way: that everything is theirs for them to sleep on.	Students sleep where ever they fall, in gutters, on toilet seats, in cars (that more than likely don’t belong to them), or on pavements. The comfort of the sleeping area directly depends on how much alcohol said student has consumed.
Hobos can crap their pants whenever they feel like it and nobody cares and / tells all their friends that a hobo crapped his pants. Because it is really quite alright and regular.	Students crap their pants if they get too drunk. It almost always occurs in a strange bed and when they perpetrator wakes up, a girl/ boy whom they don’t know is usually cowering in a corner rocking themselves and whimpering, there is also another bunch of strangers standing next to your bed pointing at a dark smudge on the mattress that matches the one on your pants. Shameful really.